This may be a joke that's better suited for the snobbiest readers (i.e. myself, only myself, okay, maybe my cat Asimov), but I had to do it. You know? It's just been a while since I beat it into everyone's head that DJ Schmaltz is a pretentious jerk. A DREAMY pretentious jerk!
Some things got done today. It felt good. Things beside the comic, I mean. Man. Counting down the hours and the seconds!
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
32. Rick Astley is karaoke gold
That camo sweatshirt consumed entirely too much of my time to create. I remember why it is that no one ever wore excitingly colored shirts. While I really enjoy the wacom (pronounced WHACKEM har har) tablet, seeing as my printer/scanner doesn't work, it doesn't make it easy to get over the nature of Things Getting Super Pixelated when I get that detailed. I mean, I guess it could be fixed but that would mean that I would be working on really big files and my laptop hates photoshop enough as it is, seeing as I am usually running other giant programs (iTunes, I am looking at you, you goliath).
Grizzly Bear makes the best music to listen to from 6-7 am.
Grizzly Bear makes the best music to listen to from 6-7 am.
31. The ladies just aren't getting loving.
First Hilary and now Cathead. No one is getting love on this knitting club night. And yet, Orlando is still upset. Maybe he should grow a pair?
I think if I had EFP, I would trade it for telekinesis wherein I would make things move to me faster and quicker from long distances. Like food. Man, would I appreciate some food right now. I really really would. I may not get my wish granted, but a girl can dream, yo.
I think if I had EFP, I would trade it for telekinesis wherein I would make things move to me faster and quicker from long distances. Like food. Man, would I appreciate some food right now. I really really would. I may not get my wish granted, but a girl can dream, yo.
Monday, December 3, 2007
30. Those moody Capricorns
There's a dash of irony going on in Headville Comics lately, and that's that... neither Pigeonhead nor Cathead have appeared in the latest five comics. Don't worry, that is about to change. I have not forgotten about Mouthy, either. Everyone just has to wait their turn.
It's supposed to snow like mad crazy bunny rabbits here today. I don't think I like the sound of that too much. That'll keep me further and deeper trapped in. But then I'll make another comic. Which that's good, right? Oh well. I have the next ones planned out anyways, it's those goddamn bodies that are so hard to draw!
(Also. Now the headphones are fixededed.)
It's supposed to snow like mad crazy bunny rabbits here today. I don't think I like the sound of that too much. That'll keep me further and deeper trapped in. But then I'll make another comic. Which that's good, right? Oh well. I have the next ones planned out anyways, it's those goddamn bodies that are so hard to draw!
(Also. Now the headphones are fixededed.)
Sunday, December 2, 2007
29. She totally rips off Yaz and it's a shame.
Not much to report - I am simply plowing forth with ideas because it's so easy right now. Being holed up in Maine does something to your psyche. In fact, it makes you update your comic daily. I don't think I will have this powerful of an output for too too much longer - ideally, I want at least a new one each week - but once I leave this town, things will be differenter and for the better.
Now, for those of you who are like, "Who is Heidi Montag?!" and you really don't like copying the link from the title, here we go: She is making an album, her boyfriend is scary, and you can watch her be really fake here.
Now, for those of you who are like, "Who is Heidi Montag?!" and you really don't like copying the link from the title, here we go: She is making an album, her boyfriend is scary, and you can watch her be really fake here.
28. The sauce has been broughten
You know how you've got something on your mind and you really want to say it but you feel like you've got to wait forever to get it out? That's what this comic is about. Not only was I jumpy (and sleepless) to make this comic happen, but those two kids have been thinking about romancing with each other for so long, it's ridiculous. And Heidi Montag showed up, too, for good measure (how stupid / great is The Hills? It's the most vapid entertainment I can think of, unless you count being braindead). But Orlando... poor Orlando... (pssh, not really, right? DJ Schmaltz knows who Justice is AND thinks that the Fake Blood remix of Bonde Do Role is hardly "off the shelf"). And lastly:
Check out the color version of the second panel.
Check out the color version of the second panel.
Saturday, December 1, 2007
27. Seriously, why did I go on hiatus? This is so much fun.
Some of you expressed confusion as to why the badger comic jumpstarted the new onflux of Pigeoncats. Well you see, the idea was that it's been a while since you last saw a Pigeoncat, and Wallace was acting as your re-entry tour guide. And also? Badgers are pretty phenomenal animals. And they are going to be playing a bigger role in the remainder of Pigeoncats.
But yeah, what bed are Hilary and DJ Schmaltz on?
But yeah, what bed are Hilary and DJ Schmaltz on?
Friday, November 30, 2007
26. Someone's got to speak owl
Yeah... It's been nearly six months since I made a Pigeoncat. It's not like I didn't have ideas, but the depression of being in Maine with no musical outlet has gotten to me... so severely that I am failing school, consequently changing my major, and transferring to San Fran Academy Of Art. I feel like now that I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, it's getting easier to conceive of drawing for fun. And believe me... I have some good plotlines coming up, so keep checking every few days!
Monday, July 23, 2007
25. The long awaited return to the world of Pigeoncat!
Hi folks! This is the long awaited return to the world of Pigeoncat. This is a break from the norm and, while I'd love to do all of the other comics like this, it's not only hard to find people to cooperate and pose, but it takes a lot of time. I also need to buy a better tripod.
Thanks to Tyler McPhee, Ben Rush, Claire Blanke and John Enkosky and BIG HUGS OF LOVE to Leona Dalphond who contributed their bodies. That sounds gross!
Also, yes, the size of the font is REALLY SMALL, which is due to the presentation size of this piece. 25Pigeoncat was meant to be a six foot banner - and it was/is - but that's why the font is so small. So it would be worth your time, if you like me, or if you like giggling, to check out the sizes of the other panels zoomed in on flickr. Now that I have this up, I guarantee a return to normal format and more chuckles. HOLLA!
Thanks to Tyler McPhee, Ben Rush, Claire Blanke and John Enkosky and BIG HUGS OF LOVE to Leona Dalphond who contributed their bodies. That sounds gross!
Also, yes, the size of the font is REALLY SMALL, which is due to the presentation size of this piece. 25Pigeoncat was meant to be a six foot banner - and it was/is - but that's why the font is so small. So it would be worth your time, if you like me, or if you like giggling, to check out the sizes of the other panels zoomed in on flickr. Now that I have this up, I guarantee a return to normal format and more chuckles. HOLLA!
Sunday, April 8, 2007
24. Can you find Mike, Calvin, me and Pattie?
This 6 paneler took about 10 hours to do. But I'm very satisfied with the way that it turned out - especially Pete Wentz's appearance. And I'm starting to feel more empathetic to Orlando and DJ Schmaltz is getting more and more snobby. But now that I have this huge one done, I can get on with the plot. Trust me, it's going to be good.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
23. In Cod We Trust
Everything comes back to haunt you. Everything. including that cod fish from the 5th Pigeoncat. Well. I was really tired today but then I got obsessed with finishing this comic and now it's 4 a.m. and I have to be awake in 5 hours. I'm not very nice to myself. But at least I had this to listen to, even though this might have been cuter. But now it's time for me to scoop up my goofy cat and go to bed.
Monday, March 19, 2007
22. The shirt, Claire, is for you.
There were about 3 endings I had for this comic. I hope this one was the best one. And if you're wondering what those smiley faces are, they're covering up, well, a word the FCC doesn't like. I like the smiley face method better than the *#%* method because punctuation marks should not be squandered. Man, if you haven't eaten beef in over a year and you're starving at 1 a.m., don't go to Denny's and have a philly cheesesteak! My stomach still wants revenge and I'm sorry, I'll stick to my homemade grilled cheese, I swear!
Sunday, March 18, 2007
21. Photoshop makes me have diarrhea.
Sorry if you're easily upset by the mention of bodily functions, but I am annoyed. This is hopefully the last time that I have to edit this post. If there are any more errors, I think I might have to add puke into that mix. No more quips from me!
20. So why didn't she knit herself a shawl?!
Hurray! Sorry for the slowness of updating. I will get on that comic making machine to satisfy all of your Pigeoncat cravings. Except for the sick ones. I've just been busy, you know, reviewing CDs for WMEB and falling in love - SUPER CUTE!!! Hey, you know what's a good album? The one I listened to for most of the making of this one? Cadence Weapon's "Breaking Kayfabe."
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
19. Hilarycorn Versus Lindsayowl
Due to the requests of Robert of the Leland, Kittenhead has made a cameo. Man, that party that Cathead is going to go to is going to be pretty exciting. I wish I could go. I always wanted Brian Eno's autograph!
In other news, I found a great bird that speaks to my inner soul. Not my outer. Just my inner.
In other news, I found a great bird that speaks to my inner soul. Not my outer. Just my inner.
Monday, January 1, 2007
18. What would that pinata contain?
A NOTE! I fixed a typo for this comic. I can't believe I didn't see it. So. If you really super care, you can click on that image thing and it will take you to my Flickr account. Which is what you normally do? Yeah. But it does work, trust me. Now, onto the archived drivel: For my 17th birthday, the only thing I asked for was a pinata. So I was super excited, on one hand, that I got TWO! but a little peeved that all of the other people were stupid enough to buy me something else. So. When your friend tells you that they want a pinata, THEY WANT EVERY LAST GODDAMN PINATA IN THE WORLD.
17. Knit me a bridge, Orlando, and get over it.
Well, Happy New Years, everyone! Here's the first Pigeoncat to brave '07! Does anyone else think that Pigeonhead's outfit is reminiscent of Captain Kirk's uniform?
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